Oz season 4 recap
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Troutman has more time on the shitter in Uncle Dougies double-wide of delight than you have on the island and you don’t see him trying to name shit. Then he way oversteps his bounds, the Oak island interstate? C’mon GPS guy, you are a solid C-team member, you don’t get to name shit around here yet you don’t have the time. Everyone discusses the artifact finds, GPS on a stick guy makes a map. Did it have anything to do with treasure depositors? I for one friends, think….nope. There is definitely some cool shit they found. And I normally like to blow the gang shit, but to tell you, dear readers, I am actually impressed they were able to dig up so much shit during the worst pandemic in 100 years. This season sucked so bad that Craig, Marty and Jack didn’t even stay for the wrap party.
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In the war room we are gonna wrap up the season. in the throat for screwing up his glory-time.īack to the road, blah, blah, blah lets go back to the war room to discuss this monumental load of shit. Unbelievably, we are not treated to a Rick discovery, probably because the production assistant forgot to bring the trinket out to the site. All involved decide Samuel “Big Baller” Ball, was indeed the cabbage king of Canada. Wannbe Miriam has a speaking part!!! Holy shit, now Alex is gonna have to keep Lesser off of her now as well. Laird is pissed at Alex for finding a navy button a couple weeks back. Rick grabs a shovel and you know what that means, they are gonna plant something on the end of it. Probably buried him in the eye of the swamp, where next season he'll try to play the hero role and find bones in the eye of the swamp.
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WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO PETER LESSER? I am now firmly convinced the Liam Helmsworth of the Frenetti brothers has murdered Peter. We also have my man Alex and Lesser Frenetti on site with wannabe Miriam. Laird wonders why digging produces so much dirt. Now we head back to big Ballers house/sex dungeon. Who puts the forge right in the middle of the road? So, they go back to scraping. Medieval treasure hiders were a bunch of dumbasses. Spoonman says there was a forge in the middle of the road. A-A-Ron and Miriam have been scraping their little hearts off. The cabbage king of Canada was probably using it to count his gold from all that sweet slaw sales.īack to the uplands. “A troy ounce?” Our narrator emphasizes it to tell us they want us to think it’s important. Oh wait, it’s not a butt-plug? A trade weight? Not nearly as good as a medieval sex toy but I digress. Gary is convinced it’s a latch from a ship, I think it looks like the paddle my old shop teacher used to abuse us with back in the day.īack in the war room now, let’s find out about this butt-plug. Billy says, I don’t need any metal detector, I’ll snag a find with my bucket and show you punks how its done. Everyone is geared up for winter and Billy has shorts on. Gary and GPS on a stick guy are with everyone’s favorite heavy equipment operator Billy Motherfuckin Gerheart. It doesn’t take long, creamware baby!!! And….Rick finds…….wtf is that? A magnet? A medieval butt plug? Rick wants to irradiate it. You know something good is about to happen. Out to the uplands, it’s the A-team on site, and Barkhouse is there to muddy the waters. And wouldn’t you know, we save it for the last episode so we can have a cliffhanger we will probably gloss over at the start of next season. That’s Oak island for ya, we see gold in C-1 and promptly forget about it for 3 years. We revisit the gold borehole from 3 seasons ago. Spoonman is going forth with his silver dump truck theory.